When I wished I was Mr. Webster.....
Well,
This is my first blog, so I better be impressive

Since the blog is all about life Mantras and Global Gyan by Baba Dhanu bangali, I'll start with a philosophical questions.....

Who Am I?
I am sum of remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of matrix. I am eventuality of an anamoly, which despite the architect's sincere efforts, he has been unable to eliminate, for what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision...........

Sounds familiar? Go check Matrix Reloaded.... I still remember the way I felt helpless and miserable when I couldn't comprehend what Mr. Architect was trying to tell neo to enlighten him about the purpose of his life. Before I could gather the faintest meaning of the statement he made, he would have used some even more complicated words in the next line. And since I was watching the movie with mondu, who was equally confused....could get only 50% of what that bugger said on screen.

Boss.....felt like hiting that guy with the bulkiest edition of Websters' Dictionary......But being the hard core Matrix fan, I had to get the funda right. It took me 20 mins to carefully go thro' the same scene thrice on a VCD and actually jot down the dialogues.....The efforts were in vain and even more frustrating when I found that the entire transcripts were available on the net.....itna pain liya.....dhat!!!

So, As always, I learnt from the whole experience and decided not to get goofed up in middle of the the last of the Matrix Trilogy, "Matrix Revolution". Convinced Hirva (who is good in Angrezi, just like Dr. Poo ) to sit next to me in the movie hall and translate the fundae in Marathi when I would flag the SOS signal.

Luckily, There was no need. The movie turned out to be really simple ......

So folks, that was the end of a really long blog.

Moral of the story, " Vernac junta, better stick to mithun da movies and dont venture into english sci-fi unless accompanied by a technically sound, Mr. Webster who will do all the translations for you. "

Have fun!
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